The Tang

A song about that face you pull when you eat a lemon, that’s similar to the face you pull when the music is too funky.* - requested by Jack Drewry

Here’s a rap track about the zestiest flavour sensation - THE TANG!

Lyrics:

When I get low and I feel so flat I know there’s a fruit that can remedy that It’s lemony in shape and lemony in colour A citrus fruit that’s fresher than the others

Alphabetically it’s a muddled up melon That’s right, I’m talking bout lemons Go to the fruit bowl pick a fresh one Then squeeze that sucker right on my tongue

Oooh can you feel that taste Lemony tang freakin’ up my face Eyes like “whoa!” Mouth gone small Lips tight like a little cat’s bumhole

Oooh can you feel that taste Lemony tang freakin’ up my face Eyes like “whoa” mouth gone small Scrunched up like a cold testicle

Mmm that’s nice, I feel refreshed There’s a lemony zest pepping up my breath My lips are lively, my tongue’s a tingle I want to double drop, why stop at a single?

I take a fresh lemon in both my hands And tell my taste buds prepare to get slammed Cos I’ll be damned if I can’t taste the tang The flavour bomb drops, tick tock kablam

Oooh can you feel that taste Lemony tang freakin’ up my face Eyes like “whoa” mouth gone small Lips tight like a little cat’s bumhole

Oooh can you feel that taste Lemony tang freakin’ up my face Eyes like “whoa!” Mouth gone small Scrunched up cold testicle

Gosh dang, gosh dang Face vortex as I taste the tang It takes more pips than a peeled orange To eat lemon meringue but sans meringue

31st August 2020

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