It's Friday Night

Bring out a glass and fetch a fresh bottle
It’s Friday night, and I’m at full throttle
Hello merlot, my lovely old friend
Fill up the glass and start the weekend

Glug glug glug glug… drip
Swill it around and now a small sip
Swish it within the lips and now spit
coz I don’t drink it

I like the taste, the flavour tastes nice
But I don’t want to be up all night
I like to be back home by 5
To cook myself a nice frozen pie

Stop at the shop to see if they’ve got any
Linda MacCartney’s vegetable country
Slightly subpar but passably lovely
Laden with gravy aided by chutney

Mmm mmm, that’s right
It’s Friday night

I want a glass of wine
And a frozen pie
I want a glass of wine
And a frozen pie

It’s Friday night
It’s Friday night

Tip up the glass to hit the wine bib
I like to drip the wine as I sip
Swill it around my mouth for a bit
No need to rush I’m savouring it

Pie on a tray today’s the best day
Prop up the laptop to watch as I play
This Netflix vid with my best mate Davey
Attenborough nattering as I eat gravy

My my, what a nice pie
Not quite cooked through but I don’t mind
3 out of 5, tastes quite nice
Just celebrating being alive

Eating pie, tasting wine
I don’t believe in wasting time
I’ve got one life, and it’s all mine
to do what I like with, that’s no crime

Round two? I just might.
Well, it’s Friday night

I want a glass of wine
And a frozen pie
I want a glass of wine
And a frozen pie

It’s Friday night
It’s Friday night